Desc: Les aventures de Captain Brackmard et la Bite de Cristal: Directed by Pascal Jaubert. With Pascal Jaubert, Julie Muzard, Marc Pistolesi, Benjamin Zeitoun. To save his manager's life, Captain Brackmard a wacky superhero from Paris, France, must hold off the Crystal Dick a powerful magical tool. During his quest, he crosses path with the beautiful Celia wo decides to help him.